Here We Go Again
When my friend welcomes my other friend to the engaged club

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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Sounds like my last relationship!

When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone special
My life right now.

My life right now.

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

ugghnnf